Unicornicopia is a Bay Area rock band who drink a lot of whiskey and quote Wayne's World too much.
Our first studio album, Smell No Evil, is out now. We're on a semi-permanent hiatus from the stage, so bar gigs, state fairs, farmers markets, and bar mitzvahs will have to live without us for a while.
For more information see the links (above). Socials below (duh).
Eight tracks of whiskey-fueled grunge — including Shoulder, which showed up in Dispatch (the game from AdHoc Studio).
Listen:
Big Gulps, huh guys? This sexy Jim Carrey lookalike is Cole "Muscle Man" Musselman. The baddest frontman on the planet for the world's most dangerous band. All the shine of diamond at a fraction of the price. Handling vocals, guitar, and more than his fair share of groupies. The Coleman Cometh!
It's not just a clever name — Cautious Chrissy is a huge Sissy, but he sure can play those drums. Don't let those long, wild locks and sleeves of tattoos fool you, this guy's got a fluffy Pomeranian at home and spends most of his time reading and writing like a nerd. Luckily this lanky Looney Tune has enough rock and roll vices and talent on the skins to round out the band.
Hailing from parts unknown with a pedalboard so big and solos so electric you'd swear he just slapped some strings on Mjolnir itself. Even if that's not the case, you can be sure that if Mjolnir was a guitar, this kooky kid would certainly be worthy of wielding it. And who doesn't love it when he whips out those fun little soundbites on stage? Where does he get those wonderful toys?
No upcoming shows. We're not broken up, and we're not teasing a comeback. The world's most dangerous band is just... parked.
Smell No Evil is out if you want Unicornicopia in your ears. If we ever plug back in, this page will stop looking so calm.
