Unicornicopia is a Bay Area rock band who drink a lot of whiskey and quote Wayne's World too much. We're available for bar gigs, state fairs, farmers markets and bah mitzvahs.
For more information see the links (above). Socials below (duh).
First Studio Album 'Smell No Evil' Coming Late 2024!
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Unicornicopia is...
Cubic Zirconia Cole Musselamn
Big Gulps, huh guys? This sexy Jim Carrey lookalike is Cole "Muscle Man" Musselman. The baddest frontman on the planet for the world's most dangerous band. All the shine of diamond at a fraction of the price. Handling vocals, guitar, and more than his fair share of groupies. The Coleman Cometh!
Cautious Chris Rebbert
It's not just a clever name - Cautious Chrissy is a huge Sissy, but he sure can play those drums. Don't let those long, wild locks and sleeves of tattoos fool you, this guy's got a fluffy Pomeranian at home and spends most of his time reading and writing like a nerd. Luckily this lanky Looney Tune has enough rock and roll vices and talent on the skins to round out the band.
Theo the Thunder Spielman
Hailing from parts unknown with a pedalboard so big and solos so electric you'd swear he just slapped some strings on Mjolnir itself. Even if that's not the case, you can be sure that if Mjonir was a guitar, this kooky kid would certainly be worthy of wielding it. And who doesn't love it when he whips out those fun little soundbytes on stage? Where does he get those wonderful toys?
good things are coming....
good things